September has seen an event of epic proportion, the first webcomic hosting war. Two of the largest free webhosts were on to each other and it all started with a DrunkDuck entry in Comic Genesis wiki, now changed from the one that caused the war. The questions that arose were welcomed by a coldhearted reception by a certain Mr. Bob and soon, DrunkDuckers were assembling their troops to fight against the larger opponent, quickly adapting to the way of fighting ComicGeners were already used to. Fight was both offensive and defensive as battles were going on in two fronts: Comicgenesis Forum and Drunkduck forum, and participants were rapidly posting images on both of forums.

The ComicGenesis front was bravely defended by an army with president Mr.Bob, War and general TheLoserHero, while at the back, mcDuffies was bravely protecting his panties collection jeopardized by Jeegoo. Real shock came when Mr.Bob was kidnapped. It appeared that the kidnapper was a DrunkDucker known by the codename “Cookie Reinforcement” who revealed herself as his longtime fan. Among other tortures, Bob was forced to put an autograph on her bra. Various rescue missions where organized but not many of them were successful.

Meanwhile, the front line had witnessed a reunion of two long-lost brothers, RYClaude and Hpk; the brotherly meeting was too emotional and it ended with RYClaude being killed, first great tragedy of this war. The front had also witnessed a youthful romance between two soldiers, Black Sparrow and [Almighty Pyro] , also with tragic consequences. ComicGeners will be happy to know that Kisai was safe all the time, in CJ Burgundy’s secret hideout.

When mcDuffies’ collection of panties was blown up by a DrunkDucker known as Whiskers, it was too much of a shock for him. He blew himself up, taking a big chink of DrunkDuck base with him. By that time, decline in interest for the war was apparent and it was just a matter of time before the war would end.

And there were more thrilling stories and a lot more people who deserve to be mentioned, but we’re running out of time, ladies and gentlemen.

Right now, we’re still waiting for a conclusion, but whatever happens, it is sure to be sexy.

For the record, here are the threads in question:

On ComicGenesis: First – Second

On drunk Duck

Full report of the war is in preparation on Spacejams. We’re looking toward new wars because they bring people together.

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